From a84c6ee664c15481b92a84b50172c85d37c6191f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Harald Pfeiffer <coding@lirion.de>
Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2021 13:13:40 +0200
Subject: initiale überweisung diesdas
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 ansible/.gitignore              |  1 +
 ansible/files/git-out           | 41 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 ansible/files/udo               | 38 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 ansible/git-out.yml             | 49 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 ansible/mio/bin/mio             | 15 +++++++++++++
 ansible/mio/lib/mio.lst         | 25 +++++++++++++++++++++
 ansible/mio/systemd/mio.service | 11 +++++++++
 ansible/mio/systemd/mio.timer   | 10 +++++++++
 ansible/nano.yml                | 24 ++++++++++++++++++++
 ansible/udo.yml                 | 16 ++++++++++++++
 10 files changed, 230 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 ansible/.gitignore
 create mode 100644 ansible/files/git-out
 create mode 100755 ansible/files/udo
 create mode 100644 ansible/git-out.yml
 create mode 100755 ansible/mio/bin/mio
 create mode 100644 ansible/mio/lib/mio.lst
 create mode 100644 ansible/mio/systemd/mio.service
 create mode 100644 ansible/mio/systemd/mio.timer
 create mode 100644 ansible/nano.yml
 create mode 100644 ansible/udo.yml

(limited to 'ansible')

diff --git a/ansible/.gitignore b/ansible/.gitignore
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a8b42eb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/.gitignore
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+*.retry
diff --git a/ansible/files/git-out b/ansible/files/git-out
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2ad2c25
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/files/git-out
@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+# author: Harald Pfeiffer <coding@lirion.de>
+# licence:
+#   - LGPLv3
+#   - CC-by-SA 4.0
+# (choose whichever fits your needs)
+
+MYVAR=( "MMMMMMWKXWMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMM:    cMMMMMMMMMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMX      XMMMMMMMMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMk'  'kMMMMMMMMMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMMX:.          '0MMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMWl         '''   xMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "NNNO.          cMMN.  dM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "      :N0       xMMN' .W:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "::::oKMMMd       0MMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMMMMMM.      :MMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMMMMMc   .   .MMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMMMMc   .N,   MMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMMMc   .NMo   OKKKKKd;,  " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMMc   .NMM0           .k " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMMc   .NMMMMxcccccccc:;;lx" )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMMc   .NMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "MMMc   .NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "0MM0cclxKMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMd    " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" " '0MK;   .kMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX:  " )
+MYVAR=( "${MYVAR[@]}" "   .OMX:   .xMMMMMMMMMMMMMMX:" )
+
+for loyne in "${MYVAR[@]}";do
+	printf "\\033[1m\\033[48;5;29m            %b            \\033[0m\\n" "$loyne"
+done
+
+printf "\\n\\033[1;5m\\033[38;5;29m              PERFORMING EMERGENCY EXIT              \\033[0m\\n"
+sleep 1.337
+if ! logout >/dev/null 2>&1;then
+	SHELLPARENT="$(ps -ef|grep $PPID|awk '{print $3}'|head -n1)"
+	SHELLPPP="$(ps -ef|grep $SHELLPARENT|awk '{print $3}'|head -n1)"
+	kill "$SHELLPPP" 
+	exit
+fi
diff --git a/ansible/files/udo b/ansible/files/udo
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..019e149
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/files/udo
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+printf "\n                             ;NNNNNNNNNNNNN\n"
+printf "                              XNNNNNNNNNNNN\n"
+printf "                              oNNNNNNNNNNNN\n"
+printf "                               KNNNNNNNNNNN\n"
+printf "                               .xNNNNNNNXOd\n"
+printf "          ;'                      .;lo;.   \n"
+printf "          ,'                          ..:lc\n"
+printf "                       .....  .      c0KO:0\n"
+printf "                 ......       ,:      'cxxd\n"
+printf "          ......                   ;okO00Ok\n"
+printf " ........                        .0xOKN0ONN\n"
+printf "                                cXoXNo  cON\n"
+printf "             x0o          .  ;l   .'.,c,.kN\n"
+printf "            :NNNK.......';lkNNx    ,XKxxXNN\n"
+printf "    ........XNNNNdXd,oKNNNNNNNd    .oONNNNN\n"
+printf " ...''',;lclxkNNOcckNXl0NN0NNNl  .oXNNNNNNN\n"
+printf " 'KlXNNNNNl0kkdxONNNNNNd0NoNNNc dNNNNNNNNNN\n"
+printf "   ',NXKNo0NNNNNNxco0NNNxNOxNN.xNNNNNNNNNNX\n"
+printf "     ;N0XoNNo,:lcdOOooXNNNNdNx KNNNNNNNNXc \n"
+printf "  .   ;NOKK:lKNNXOocxNNNNNN0K. xNNNNXkc.   \n"
+printf "       :NXNNXkc,;clxxkNNNNKl.  .NN0:       \n"
+printf ". c.    'lNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNx.   ,,,.         \n"
+printf "  .;     .ocONNNNNNNNNNk.   cl.            \n"
+printf " .   ..   ,Ol;;:ooooc,.   ck               \n"
+printf "    .  .   .kNN0kl.      xNK;'.            \n"
+printf "..  .   .    :XNNNK.,oX:lNNNx              \n"
+printf " ...   '      .0NNNNNNNNNNX:               \n"
+printf "   .  .        .xNNNNNNNXc     .;          \n"
+printf "                 ;ONNNx;                   \n"
+printf "                   'K.                     \n\n"
+
+case "$1" in
+	"") sudo 2>&1|sed 's/\ s\(udo\ \)/ \1/g' >&2;;
+	"-h") sudo -h|sed 's/\ s\(udo\ \)/ \1/g;s/^s\(udo\ \)/\1/';;
+	*) sudo -p "[udo] Schätzelein, gib doch mal dein Passwort ein: " $@;;
+esac
diff --git a/ansible/git-out.yml b/ansible/git-out.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..30c2d7e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/git-out.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+---
+# "git out" for emergency scenario. The scenario consists of three steps:
+# 1. git commit
+# 2. git push
+# 3. git out
+
+- hosts: "{{ runtime_hosts | default('CHANGEME') }}"
+  become: true
+  gather_facts: false
+  vars:
+    binfiles:
+      - files/git-out
+  tasks:
+  - name: Gather necessary facts
+    setup:
+      filter: "ansible_distibution*"
+  - name: Trigger execution on Red Hat derivatives
+    debug:
+      msg: "{{ansible_distribution}}, checking in."
+    changed_when: true
+    notify: "redhat"
+    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "RedHat"
+  - name: Trigger execution on Debian derivatives
+    debug:
+      msg: "{{ansible_distribution}}, checking in."
+    changed_when: true
+    notify: "debian"
+    when: ansible_distribution_file_variety == "Debian"
+  handlers:
+  - name: Copy essential binaries(tm) to {{ inventory_hostname }}
+    copy:
+      #src: "{{item.file}}"
+      src: "files/git-out"
+      dest: "/usr/libexec/git-core/git-out"
+      mode: 0755
+      owner: root
+      group: root
+    #loop: "{{vars.binfiles}}"
+    listen: "redhat"
+  - name: Copy essential binaries(tm) to {{ inventory_hostname }}
+    copy:
+      #src: "{{item.file}}"
+      src: "files/git-out"
+      dest: "/usr/lib/git-core/git-out"
+      mode: 0755
+      owner: root
+      group: root
+    #loop: "{{vars.binfiles}}"
+    listen: "debian"
diff --git a/ansible/mio/bin/mio b/ansible/mio/bin/mio
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..1362c8c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/mio/bin/mio
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+YOUTUBE="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v="
+MYTGT="/tmp/mio"
+MYMIOCOLL="/var/lib/mio/mio.lst"
+
+rm -vf "$MYTGT"*
+
+MYLINES="$(wc -l "$MYMIOCOLL"|awk '{print $1}')"
+MYMIO="$(head -n "$((RANDOM%$MYLINES+1))" "$MYMIOCOLL"|tail -n1)"
+unset MYLINES MYMIOCOLL
+MYMIOTUBE="${YOUTUBE}${MYMIO}"
+unset MYMIO
+#echo "$MYMIOTUBE"
+youtube-dl --write-description --write-info-json -o "/tmp/mio.%(ext)s" "$MYMIOTUBE"
diff --git a/ansible/mio/lib/mio.lst b/ansible/mio/lib/mio.lst
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..40dc3c6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/mio/lib/mio.lst
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+lEJHOzT61I0
+B8p_7Crbsgg
+z0CG-vEXeAU
+aqQrzPicRks
+YnDUcCIAcn4
+h9s_opMmWi8
+-GglKl6RBqk
+6UeFcJzVgjk
+aIhY_xflSS0
+Q27ksVybWbc
+7O0JL1dAH40
+jsh7podkEko
+4iZRCfRAGZk
+9ugHfj9OT2k
+z0CG-vEXeAU
+2Pn-rr_oNTs
+cNOGSa6YiIo
+XRuwCLUK7P4
+vP08CJFgPcw
+Xh95JisAGzg
+is7LiAyw1_c
+U-VIEJGTnTk
+aeIpNfjDzPI
+Jnu_-jg5Xnc
+Ubtcib0Xk2E
diff --git a/ansible/mio/systemd/mio.service b/ansible/mio/systemd/mio.service
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4cee4e9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/mio/systemd/mio.service
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+[Unit]
+Description=Alder Snake de Nävigän vum Eastsides Gewächs
+After=network.target dbus.target
+Wants=network-online.target
+
+[Service]
+Type = oneshot
+RemainAfterExit = no
+ExecStart = /usr/local/bin/mio
+User=mio
+Group=mio
diff --git a/ansible/mio/systemd/mio.timer b/ansible/mio/systemd/mio.timer
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..66c8ae0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/mio/systemd/mio.timer
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+[Unit]
+Description=Alder Snake de Nävigän vum Eastsides Gewächs
+Wants=network-online.target
+
+[Timer]
+OnCalendar=Mon,Tue,Wed,Thu,Fri 07..18:00:00
+RandomizedDelaySec=900
+
+[Install]
+WantedBy=timers.target
diff --git a/ansible/nano.yml b/ansible/nano.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d0fd7d5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/nano.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+---
+# Title: Create /etc/profile.d/nano.sh for great justice
+
+- hosts: "{{ runtime_hosts | default('CHANGEME') }}"
+  become: true
+  tasks:
+  - name: Check whether /etc/profile.d/nano.sh exists
+    stat:
+      path: /etc/profile.d/nano.sh
+    register: nanosh
+  - name: Create /etc/profile.d/nano.sh for great justice
+    file:
+      path: /etc/profile.d/nano.sh
+      owner: root
+      group: root
+      mode: 0644
+      state: touch
+    when: nanosh.stat.exists == false
+  - name: Edit /etc/profile.d/nano.sh for great justice
+    blockinfile:
+      path: /etc/profile.d/nano.sh
+      block: |
+        alias nano="cat /usr/bin/vi"
+      insertbefore: BOF
diff --git a/ansible/udo.yml b/ansible/udo.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1667abb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ansible/udo.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+---
+# Title: ICH BIN EIN FINK, DU BIST EIN ZEISIG
+
+- hosts: "{{ runtime_hosts | default('CHANGEME') }}"
+  become: true
+  vars:
+    binfiles:
+      - files/udo
+  tasks:
+  - name: Copy essential binaries(tm) to {{ inventory_hostname }}
+    copy:
+      #src: "{{item.file}}"
+      src: "files/udo"
+      dest: "/usr/local/bin/udo"
+      mode: 0755
+    #loop: "{{vars.binfiles}}"
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